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Dylan Thomas
When Mr Watts-Ewers
(Licensed to sell
Beer wine & spirits
And tobacco as well)
Advertised in the papers
He would open that night
His brand new hotel
The town had a fright -
Mr Alf Measure
Who kept the Bull’s Head
Wept like a baby
And took to his bed -
Mrs Lil Jenkins
Of the old Pig & Swill
Sacked all the barmaids
And was sick in the till -
In every saloon
And public too
There was such a commotion
As nobody knew -
For Mr Watts-Ewers
(Licensed for all
Drinking and Smoking
By men small & tall)
Had decided to call
His hotel the Liberty
Flipperty gibbetty
Liberty Hall-Hotel!
Oh, all drinks were free
(And cigarettes as well)
In Mr Watts-Ewers’
Brand-new hotel -
There were no set hours
There were no decrees
And nobody shouted
Time gentlemen Please,
For in Mr Watts-Ewers’
Splendiferous place
No gentlemen ever
Disgraced our fair race -
There was nothing to pay
And nothing to lose
In Mr Watts-Ewers’
Buckingham Palace of booze.
Dylan Thomas's drinking ditty to be published for first time
When Mr Watts-Ewers
(Licensed to sell
Beer wine & spirits
And tobacco as well)
Advertised in the papers
He would open that night
His brand new hotel
The town had a fright -
Mr Alf Measure
Who kept the Bull’s Head
Wept like a baby
And took to his bed -
Mrs Lil Jenkins
Of the old Pig & Swill
Sacked all the barmaids
And was sick in the till -
In every saloon
And public too
There was such a commotion
As nobody knew -
For Mr Watts-Ewers
(Licensed for all
Drinking and Smoking
By men small & tall)
Had decided to call
His hotel the Liberty
Flipperty gibbetty
Liberty Hall-Hotel!
Oh, all drinks were free
(And cigarettes as well)
In Mr Watts-Ewers’
Brand-new hotel -
There were no set hours
There were no decrees
And nobody shouted
Time gentlemen Please,
For in Mr Watts-Ewers’
Splendiferous place
No gentlemen ever
Disgraced our fair race -
There was nothing to pay
And nothing to lose
In Mr Watts-Ewers’
Buckingham Palace of booze.
Dylan Thomas's drinking ditty to be published for first time